Elderly, married, rich and lonely Indian men and their online sexual clandestine trysts.

Everyone gets lonely and yearns for companionship. And in a marriage, there’s bound to be misunderstandings between husband and wife which will result in loneliness and lack of sexual satisfaction on behalf of these elderly and rich men who are indeed gentlemen and greenhorns when it comes to social media.

Yet, these men try to find companionship from random ladies online. It’s ok to want to get to know other ladies and spend time chatting with them - it can be exciting, enthralling and a fresh new experience for these lonely, elderly machas. Often times, these machas are highly educated, own big cars and houses, have a meaty income and have grown up children. These machas really are cultured and extremely disciplined and principled but anyone can be swayed by cajole and coax on behalf of ladies who are wicked and knowing the men’s weakness.

No one wakes up in the morning deciding to have an affair today. No one ever plans to have an extramarital relationship - sketch pottu, pakka va plan panni (by rigorous mapping, sketching and planning), especially these men. They love their wife but as per trouble in the marriage these men are ‘starved’ but they don’t explicitly say it and this is where scheming meenachis in fake profiles take advantage of these men who have little knowledge about how social media works, predators online and the evils and manipulation of social media.

These ladies hunt for such machas who display all their credentials and photos on Facebook, add them and start chatting, slowly deriving details about their sex life and proceed to be the ‘rain’ for these men’s ‘thirst’. They bring things up to the point where these machas are fully ensnared - to the point these machas send pics and footage of them masturbating and offering money for sex. Then the blackmail begins - the ladies threaten to publicize the screenshots of the chat if these men don’t give them the money they demand. And since the ladies operate using fake profiles, they have no damage risk - they capitalize on these men’s ignorance on social media as they are new to Facebook and have no idea how it works.

When tangled in this mess, these machas are forced to live a life without peace of mind and no way out for that one miss-step driven by loneliness and problem with wife as well as not knowing the evils on social media.

A piece of advice for such married, elderly, rich, lonely men - you have a wife of 20+ years of marriage and grown up children - those your wife gave birth to, heaving and pushing them out of her body - think of that for a moment. If you are unhappy with your wife go consult a counsellor and talk to your wife diplomatically. Cheating on your wife doesn’t solve the problem - it rather aggravates it. Being loyal is more important than anything else. Think about your children and your reputation. You’ve seen much in life, you should know better. Follow KabaliSwag, even after 25 years of uncertainty, still loves his wife dearly - no physical contact mind you.

And to such ladies, you are a fucking piece of shit, a scum of sorts who don’t deserve a quick, painless death but a long drawn out torturous one.