Machas – Stupidity Overload in terms of life partner expectations

We know this attitude has been persistent for quite some time but we think machas’ mentality are way regressing into some dark abyss with no return. Here’s the thing – we pointed out the irony in the movie Muthu where the character emphasizes that women shouldn't judge men by looks. However, men are allowed to judge, criticize and select women based on their physical looks alone. The irony in this scene is too glaring to ignore but machas have come up with a ‘brilliant’ counter. Why do women ask for level of education, job and amount of salary when seeking men as life partners? These machas say – Enna mai*u ku ithu kekuringge? Before we counter these points, allow us to say this – these machas most probably just crawled out of a hole in the ground or a cave in the desert to even ask these questions. Okay, now for the counter.

Today’s cost of living demands both spouses working and earning to sustain themselves, and this is not including extended families. If the couple chooses to live in big cities like KL, then the expenses will be higher. Procurement of house and vehicles, petrol, groceries, paying back bank loan and PTPTN loans will be taxing on the young couple. So, not only ladies, but educated ‘mappilais’ are also looking for equally educated potential wife candidates. A recent conversation in a wedding comes into mind – the aunty has a son with MSc degree and she adamantly said – No, avan Master padicha ponnu ethurparkuran (she defiantly refused any aunties who offered to introduce her son to meenachis with first degree). Such is the situation that the aunt and her son wanted only equally educated meenachis as potential daughter in law. There is nothing wrong in it as it is a valid demand. This will ensure both the mappilai (bridegroom) and the wife is bringing almost equal salary to support the family. A job is necessary and why any dumbfuck machas think it is not necessary baffles us. Without a job, how the fuck you are going to sustain yourself and your family? Enna, naake pothu empty plates eh valipinggela? (Will you be just licking empty plates then?) We have never said that only machas have to support the family while meenachis watch drama serials at home. We are advocating that meenachis today do have high education and a good job so it is necessary that they marry someone equal to that financial and career standing as well. Same applies to machas who are highly educated and have a good job. What we condemn is that fact that machas values women solely on physical beauty while when a woman does it – machas go all ‘manase paaru, maire paaru’ (look at our hearts and mairu).

Somehow these machas think that they can demand beautiful meenachis in exchange for a salary, job, savings and career. This is despite the fact that meenachis are also educated, have a decent job with good salary. So, what exactly do these machas will contribute to the family if they don’t have a job, salary or any education? Summa wife’eh pregnant akithu, friends kude ooru suthe ponna – athuku peyar ambele kadayathu (Getting your wife pregnant and hanging out with friends ain’t manly). Yenda, ungge akka thangachi ye unne mari oru velei ilathe, salary illathe, education illathe oru theru poriki ku marriage panni kudupiya? Appadi ava manasu ondi parthu love panna? (Will you marry off your sister to a guy who doesn’t have a job, salary, education and is a thug? If she claims to love him because of his good heart?) Yenda unggaluku oru nyayam, ooru ku oru nyayam ma? (Why is it that different rationale applies to you and others?)

Machas’ stupidity are reaching a dangerous level each day. They can’t rationalize what is being said here. They then come up with their own logic which is flawed and ‘valkai nadamuraiku seriya varathu (can’t be used in reality). We hope such machas don’t breed and quickly become extinct so that the stupid gene pool don’t carry off to the next generation of machas.