Hypermasculinity - why it sucks

Hypermasculinity sucks, ya can’t cry, ya can’t kiss ur dads, ya can’t hug your male buddies, ya can’t show affective emotion, ya can’t show any emotion, ya can’t be afraid of cockroaches, snakes and spiders, ya can’t be vulnerable, ya can’t be emotionally available, ya can’t tell ur bro he’s handsome, ya can’t do this, ya can’t do that, ya can’t rub ur tummy and pat ur head at the same time, ya can’t smile at a macha who looks at ya - ya gotta slash him with parang, ya can’t take NO as an answer from a girl, ya can’t use floral perfume, ya can’t wear clothes that underwent fabric softener treatment, ya can’t take a bubble rose bath with petals and scented candles, ya can’t wear pink, ya can’t get mani pedi, ya can’t go to a spa, ya can’t get ya eyebrows threaded and if you do, ya can’t show how fucking painful it is, ya can’t use moisturizer and body lotion, ya can’t let a woman be correct, ya can’t let women live their lives as they want, ya are forced to think you need to tell women what to do, how to dress, how to behave and how to lead their lives to feel worthy, ya need to condemn women to feel like a man, ya only want a virgin as wife, ya can’t fix ur own plate, ya can’t cook ur own meals, ya can’t clean your own living space, you can’t take care of ya own kids - ya can’t change their nappy, bottlefeed em, feed em cereal, bathe em, clothe em, wash their butt, play cook-cook and Barbie doll with ya daughter or son, ya can’t go shopping for groceries, ya can’t make drinks for guests that come visit ya, ya don’t get paternity leave, ya can’t let ur woman take u out and buy u things, ya can’t let a woman propose you, you can’t let a woman take charge and lead, ya can’t moan during sex, if you don’t have enough facial hair, ya feel insecure, ya can’t be physically shorter than a woman, ya can’t be physically weaker than a woman, ya have to booze and lose ya virginity even if ya don’t want to coz if ya don’t ya buddies start mocking ya - ya can’t have a backbone. Yes, ya hyper-masculine dudes are pitiable as fuck and boring as hell.