Machas and TITLES – DATUK SRI, TAN SRI

Recently we had a number of Tan Sris, Datuk Sris visiting our page to post comments. We were flattered – I mean come on man, Tan Sris and Datuk Sris all reading Karutthu Kannama page. Chinese say – wa lau wei!! We were so damn proud that we have distinguished people coming to our page. Upon closer looks – OMG, these are not VIPs or VVIPs but plain BOKENA MACHAS who have no shame whatsoever using dignified titles in front of their names.

Let’s look at this bokenas and how deserving are they of those titles.

Seriously, kedai kopi le ukanthu vettiya lepak pandre bokena machas (machas who sit and loaf around coffee shops) all using titles. We are really amazed – unggalukku lam inthe vekkam, manam, soodu, sornai lam illeiya. Don’t you feel shy or embarrassed using all these decorative titles that you don’t deserve at all? Let’s talk about what have you done or contributed to earn use such titles in your life? Have you achieved a great milestone in life? Have you achieved your personal ambitions in life (apart from finding a meenachi to fall in love with and kadale podren?) Mothele unnaku oru vele and sambalam iruka? (Do you have a job and a decent salary in the first place?) Ithulam illena, approm yenda in the vetti bantha? (If you don’t have any of these, then what’s with the braggart attitude dei?)

We have come across many VIPs and VVIPs who have worked hard and contributed in life to the well-being of the nation. And yet, THESE people rarely use their titles and never rub them on other people on social media. They are so humble and down to earth. Have you ever seen Nicol Ann David who placed Malaysia on international platform boasting about her Datukship? Have you seen her flaunting her title on FB? SHE goes by her given name – Nicol. World famous avanggale (world famous person also) so humble but these bokena guys who have achieved ZERO in their life are proudly using titles in their names. Yen da- asinggama illei (Don’t you feel ashamed of that?) Same goes to Datuk Vinod Sekhar, Dato Ambiga Sreenevasan and Khairy Jamaluddin@KJ. On his Facebook profile, Datuk Vinod Sekhar goes by the name Vinod Sekhar and he’s the youngest Datuk title recipient in Malaysia - he got it when he was 26 years old. Ambiga Sreenevasan is one of the eight recipients of the US International Women of Courage Award in 2009, she’s the 24th president of Malaysian Bar Council and is a member of the pretigious Gray’s Inn and she never uses her Datuk title anywhere unlike Dato G which in comparison is 0 like you guys. KJ actually donated his title of Datuk to his beloved mum – and he is very popular and ok when the public calls him KJ. Unggaluku matum yen da kosa dapa va irunthu kittu title kekuthu? (Why you empty cans need title?) And you know what’s the worst, only Malaysian Indian guys do this. Being 0 also these machas using titles; if they really get these titles imagine how vainglorious they will be! As the saying goes, 'pichakaaren ku vaazhvu vantha atthe rathri le kudai pidipanam' (when a beggar gets windfall, he'll hold an umbrella in the middle of night)

See, these bokena machas have no other ways to impress girls so they use a cheap trick to ‘pancing girls’. Girls may be attracted with titles like Datuk/Tan Sri to add these guys. And when the girls discover these bokena Datuks/Tan Sris are fake, zero, karat, tharra local, jobless, useless – talk too much – onnuthukum purijinum illei (useless) guys, they will dump these machas. AND – you know what will follow next – pennai nambathe, cheaters, thevidiya or WHY she added me? What is her Nokum? Ivanungge poi sollalam, fake Datuk/Tan Sris vesham podalum online le, but girls reject panne kudathu (They can fake and lie, but girls must always be truthful and not lie/reject).

Ithe padichitu ellam fake datuks and tan sri naake pudingitu saghenum……manangkatte bokenas. (After reading this, all these fake datuks and tan sris should just pull out their tongues and die)