Machas on Meenachis with Makeup

The dialogue ‘PAAAAAAHHHH! Enna da pei maari iruku (Pah! Looks like a ghost) became popular and mchas derive immense pleasure in making fun of meenachis on social media. Some machas even declare that they will take their future girlfriends for a swim to wash out her makeup - apparently they’re unaware of waterproof makeup. As if these machas are drop dead gorgeous – in fact, machas who go around saying this are ugly looking or plain joes themselves. Then, when the movie Conjuring came out, most machas were posting – Ethuku kaasu kuduthu Conjuring pakanum, athan FB le neraya girls munji parthale Conjuring partha maari than (Why waste time watching Conjuring when you can look at many girls with thick makeup on FB).

Like the so many times we have point, these machas are A Grade hypocrites. They say one thing but they do completely the opposite. They say girls should wear less makeup but they will fall in love with a girl wearing thick makeup, colourful eye lenses and heavy blushers. They will say that most photos online were photoshop enhanced but they will like and compliment only such girls. In fact, these machas will never even look at girls who don’t wear makeup. When you place a photo of a girl with makeup and without makeup, the one with makeup will attract more machas. And these are the same brady bunch who go – Engga ge sonna kekurangge makeup pei maaari iruku ne? (They never listen when we say the makeup is like ghost).

They will make fun of girls without makeup as – Ithu enna estate lenthu vanthe maari iruku (Why does she look like some estate chick?), Ithu enna pattikaadu maari munjile powder um thirunurum matum pusithu vanthuruku? (Why is she only wearing powder and thirunuru only like some village girl?)Or they will point out the facial flaws that are visible on the girl. Enna macha, ithu jerawat vanthe jothika maari iruku? Munje paaru macha, so many pimples. So, when a girl never wears makeup, she is ridiculed for her facial flaws? And the machas who make fun of her usually have plenty of pimples, scars and cuts on their faces but they are plain ignorant of their own shortcomings. Making fun of girls is how they pass their time.

A more educated macha will remark – she doesn’t know how to be stylish and glamor. Ok, so now a girl without makeup is perceived as not glamor and stylish. Many machas just want an arm candy who is decked like a Barbie doll so that they can show off to their macha friends. Like seriously? What exactly do you want? A fake girl with layers of thick makeup that she doesn’t look like her original self? After marriage, these machas will joke about how long their wives take time to get ready especially when attending any events. Well, what do you think? Of course it takes hours to apply that thick makeup and achieve that doll-like look. Anyone told you that applying such makeup can be done in 5 minutes?
Machas tend to fall in love with meenachis who apply heavy makeup and they even seek out those with heavy makeup, conveniently ignoring those who don’t wear any makeup at all. We are amazed at machas’ hypocrisy that has been going on for quite some time. They condemn ladies who go clubbing and wear revealing clothes. Then, they fall in love with these very ladies in the name of glamor, stylish and modern girls. They will ignore girls who under dress or girls who wear traditional clothes. Same applies here. They say they don’t want girls with heavy makeup but they will date and marry a girl wearing such heavy makeups. Machas are seriously in need of brain reformatting for their ever persistence hypocrisy.

Dear ladies, remember – a man who falls for your looks will dump you when another beautiful girl comes along. And you will have to work your whole life to maintain the fake look which of course is impossible due to aging. So, be yourself and stop hiding yourself under thick layers of makeup when it’s not necessary.