Advice for Indian guys on how to chat with girls on Facebook

Okay, Indian ladies nowadays are no longer stupid or settling for what comes along. They know what they want and they look or watch out for men of quality before even considering them worthy of engaging.

And no, no longer Indian ladies, especially highly educated and independent ones will fall for self entitled men who profess things like these:

“Men whether rich or poor admire ladies who dress decently and respect themselves.
Decent clothing that reveals less about your body makes us love and respect you.
It tells us that you are a virtuous woman and a wife material one would take home to be a mother.
It tells us how you were brought up morally and gives us details about your good family background.
We don’t really care alot about your excessive make-ups and face paintings??
A good wife material remains no matter what.
Value your Body, Be real and Respect yourself.
And a good man who will respect you will find you whatsoever.”

Nope, gargantuan turn off. Because you think women shouldn’t have a choice and should adhere to your entitled self’s ideals and expect ladies to accept your lowly mentality concerning women.

These types of machas are the ones who like vandi pages and inbox girls who are featured on Malaysian Indian Taliban moral policing Facebook pages for dressing as they like with dirty intentions in mind.

Ok, now let’s get to the point. At least on Facebook, limit your availability - many machas are like hungry hyenas, always on the prowl, the second a meenachi comes online, they message her. DON’T. When you do that it denotes that you are desperate for a pussy, any pussy and as a modern woman, she doesn’t like desperation.

Show your intellect rather than asking mundane questions that dozens ask machas ask her in one day. Show that you know and care about what happens around the world. Show her the human you are, compassionate, intelligent and mostly not boring. Make her listen to you. Don’t interview her in the name of ‘introw pweez.’

Use proper language, not the retarded swaq language. Using proper language and if you spell out in full form gives an impression that you are not lazy or a shoddy person.

Show that you respect women - that in every person, there is more than what meets the eye, that you don’t have the right to judge anyone superficially.

Do not message incessantly if she doesn’t reply. Also don’t demand for her reply or say talk something or scold her in bad words when she doesn’t reply - a great many machas do that. If a girl doesn’t reply, leave her alone. It means she doesn’t need you - respect her decision and move on instead of dwelling on it - i have come across many memes and statuses that express machas’ frustration of a girl not replying. Actually, you’re shaming your dignity when you do that and telling the world a matter that should be private. Please preserve your self respect.

In succinct, girls dig guys who value their self respect more than the value of talking to a girl. These are the men girls will go after. Enggele kandukathe naina ve naange kandukuvom (we notice guys who ignore us) - reverse psychology. You need to jual mahal, play hard to get a bit - master the art of jual mahal. Girls don’t like desperate guys, at least the quality, matured and educated ones.

P/S This only applies to mature adults not kanak-kanak Ribena adults