Machas – KK, why you call us macha?

We have actually put up a meme explaining in 4 lines as to why we refer to machas as machas. Yet, these machas seem to get all riled up when they see the word ‘macha’ in our articles. So, this warrants an article on its own (don’t blame us when you have problem understanding the 4-lines that you have requested). Let us ask you – what kind of emotions does the word ‘macha’ steer in you? Because we are getting plenty of feedbacks on the macha word and it seems to trigger some weird sensation among machas out there. Let’s go through how machas feel when they see the ‘macha’ word in our articles:

a) Did we marry any of KK’s relatives? Then, why call macha?
- For God sake, in which era are you guys living in? Say ‘macha’ and you started thinking about marriage and family ties. Get over it okay. Enough with the ‘Yen assai machan (My beloved) and ‘Machane partinggela’ (Did you see my beloved?) scenes. Nope, we are not dreaming of you ‘fabulous’ machas when we pen down our thoughts. Nope, we don’t consider you as our potential boyfriends or relatives. So, stop being delusional about the ‘macha’ word and focus on the points that we write. Such simple minded creatures – easily triggered by one word ‘macha’. Sigh…….

b) KK, you are arippu – that’s why you refer to guys as machas
- Wow, macha – that’s like a huge leap from the word ‘macha’ to labelling us arippu/whores. We do know that some machas out there go to great lengths to degrade us, call us prostitutes and vandis simply because we us the word macha. How does one become a whore simply by including the word macha in his/her writings? Amazing level of thinking that you machas have out there that you can connect one to 1000 without any numbers in between. Nope, using the word ‘macha’ does not trigger any orgasm for us. Nope, we are not high and dry for any p***is. So, stop flattering yourselves. We are not having an itch anywhere but you guys are just itching to subdue us.

c) Don’t call us macha – we feel disgusted that whores call us machas
- Duh, please. When we write an article, we write in general. So, macha doesn’t mean YOU and YOU alone. JANGAN PERASAN! And, instead of spending time counting how many times we refer to machas as machas, please spend more time reading through the points that we have put forward. That will be a lot more helpful.

We can’t believe that we had to write an article to explain why we are using the word ‘macha’. Machas are just ‘buddies’/friends in our dictionary, so don’t imagine stuffs that are not there in the first place. By the way, we refer to girls as ‘meenachi’ too. Some machas have really no other better work to do than to pick on insignificant, petty issue like why call us macha. Anyway, hope this provides you a relief but of course, if you are going to read the first four lines – you will miss out on the main points.